Tie me up (and tape my mouth) for a good cause

Here is the gist on me Pretty well educated, speak 5 languagesused to be 6, forgot one, I simply love intelligent and witty conversation! Let me get to the silly, I am joining a group in my grad school that calls for a pretty crazy task. I have to met someone who would be a [...]
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Jimmie:
We pretty constantly grab each other's boobs and stuff like that, and she's always being kinda clingy and lovey with me, but I think this is pretty normal best friend behavior.
(3 December 2016)

Jimmie:
But, I have no proof that Mel likes me, though I know she's bi, and all our friends think we're dating.
(3 December 2016)

Jimmie:
I have had a crush on Mel for longer than I have had one on Susan.
(3 December 2016)

Jimmie:
The other part is, there's another girl in this situation.
(3 December 2016)

Jimmie:
The biggest issue is, we're both closeted, and both of our parents are religious and homophobic.
(3 December 2016)

Jimmie:
It will be both of our first kisses.
(3 December 2016)

Jimmie:
If she does say she wants to be in a relationship, I'll probably try to kiss her.
(3 December 2016)

Jimmie:
She'll have an answer for me tomorrow, which is very threatening.
(3 December 2016)

Jimmie:
I'm going to see her for the first time since that tomorrow, and I'm nervous.
(3 December 2016)

Jimmie:
I thought it was weird that she confessed her love to me, but then friend zoned me, all in under 10 minutes.
(3 December 2016)