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Aurelia:
I make one big turkey and everybody brings a side.
(22 December 2016)

Aurelia:
My family Christmas usually consists of 20 people or more.
(22 December 2016)

Aurelia:
Last year there was a HUMONGOUS brawl that ended in a shootout.
(22 December 2016)

Tera:
My mom stopped washing my balls?
(22 December 2016)

Tera:
Yesterday she even said she can't handle the stench.
(22 December 2016)

Alda:
I'm not quite understanding, like this girl I like at work had two different boyfriends and neither of them lasted a week? What does that?
(22 December 2016)

Belle:
Stuck in a one way relationship?
(22 December 2016)

Belle:
My mother is a hoarder so kids cant come to visit me, and (I m in Florida so) its maternal favorite here so my actual rights to kids are very limited... Should I just stick around or should I go?
(22 December 2016)

Belle:
Here s my problem, we have 2 kids, n I can suck it up n just play pretend so I can see them every day, or move bac to my mothers 20 miles away to see kids a couple hours a week, which to me isn t enough.
(22 December 2016)

Delma:
Ladies ever felt like dressing up a bit naughty even slutty ? If so on what occasion and for whom?
(22 December 2016)