Holy Puzzling Profile Batman

I usually post a blog when I can’t figure something out. I guess I’m in that state right now. How am I supposed to start an email dialog when there are only seven words in your profile and your single //meelp.com/blog/655019/post_3606028.html?ANON_CONFIRM=TRUE Marva:Hasn t called me or reached out in any way.(2 November 2016) Inocencia:We also agreed on [...]
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Bianca:
The fact is, ever since I've met him, the crush has never gone away.
(19 November 2016)

Bianca:
I'll admit I've always had a crush on him, but lately I've been wondering how to tell if its more than just a crush.
(19 November 2016)

Bianca:
I've known and been friends with this guy for about 3 years now.
(19 November 2016)

Adela:
Coworker might have feelings for me?
(19 November 2016)

Adela:
He also tries to do the discount thing we get for employees if a new person is working and not to other people (I'm not exaggerating). I get the feeling he's contemplating because in work, it should be strictly work.
(19 November 2016)

Adela:
He's very outgoing with the other girls but when he talks to me, he gets a bit shy but tries his best to talk to me sometimes.
(19 November 2016)

Adela:
I started working at my new job a few months ago and I've noticed that he tends to give me the special treatments (he's a manager and there are 2-3 others). Like making me do the work that's less hard and accommodating for me quite a bit.
(19 November 2016)

Leonida:
Should I tell my husband not to fart during Thanksgiving Dinner?
(19 November 2016)

Leonida:
Should I ask him not to do it this year?
(19 November 2016)

Leonida:
The second time he pooped himself.
(19 November 2016)