Just a quick joke

How about this one?Roses are red, Nuts are brown,Skirts go up, pants go down;Body to body, skin to skin,When it’s stiff, stick it in.It goes in dry and comes out wet, and the longer it’s in the strong_ Lexie:My wife and I are expecting our first child in the next few weeks.(27 August 2016) Shaquana:Muslim And Had [...]
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Vella:
Lately it has been happening more and more.
(2 September 2016)

Vella:
My wife is so amazed by it as well.
(2 September 2016)

Vella:
Whats weird is when I get up and look in the mirror, theirs even a hand print.
(2 September 2016)

Vella:
Lately I have been sleeping and I feel a slap on my face.
(2 September 2016)

Janay:
I don't really know what to do like I don't know where this is going has anyone else been in this kind of thing before and how did it turn out?
(2 September 2016)

Yaeko:
This is far fetched but there are these youtubers that I want to be friends with and Im sure everyone else does too but how do I make the first step in getting noticed, making long lasting friends without seeming too intruding?
(2 September 2016)

Evelin:
My mom was playing the radio in our house real loud and i asked her could she turn it down a little and she got really angry?
(2 September 2016)

Evelin:
She is always putting me down and comparing me and saying im my dad and how she never does anything in life no more.
(2 September 2016)

Evelin:
She said i was spoiled and i wouldn't survive in high school or college because i think the world revolves around me.
(2 September 2016)

Evelin:
She started comparing me to other kids.
(2 September 2016)